Too Much Booty In da Pants

Sign I posted today at work:

Dear Customer:
Please don't be tearin up our shit.* Ya heard?
Sincerely,
The ReStore

Next week's edition:

Need to get some junk in your trunk?? Just ask one of our staff members. We'd be happy to help.


*modified to "stuff" after seeing Chris reading his bible during lunch break (witnessing this caused me severe Catholic guilt pangs over using profanity in the ReStore).