Speedo Update

I´ve decided that my Speedo is like God in a blue spandex sort of a manifestation: powerful yet flexible, all encompasing. I don´t know why they can´t make women´s bikini bottoms like this.
Also, I am a huge fan of Joe´s idea of cladding zombies in bikinis. The Incan Zombie Commune will wear Speedos when they give their educational talks to world leaders. Why? Because they can. And because nothing says F the man like wearing a neon colored Speedo, especially if your flesh is undead.